If you don’t find it funny, you will be fuming like a steam train.Ĭhaos and hilarity are two words that come to mind when I think of Surgeon Simulator CPR. Surgeon Simulator CPR is like a cross between Carry On Doctor, Monty Python and Frankenstein. Throwing vital organs around or fumbling for surgical tools on trolleys as they clamber about as you run down a corridor. The carefree attitude of the game relies on how gloriously bad you do as opposed to how incredible you can be. It is Motor mechanics but with human body parts. Surgeon Simulator CPTR is pretty much that. Where if a part fails, you could simply chuck out the damaged part and slap in a new one. I have often joked about if only the human body could be more like cars. I found the motion controls even more baffling and found that playing the Switch in handheld mode was the safest bet. You would think that motion control would give you an edge of standard button controls but nope. Rotating the Joy-Con will rotate the hand and pressing the Joy-stick in will recentre the hand to its neutral position. Each player takes a single Joy-Con to control a singular hand. If you thought it was hard enough with one hand, wait until you are trying to squeeze two hands into an open chest cavity. The Switch version has the added functionality of supporting a second player in the form of another hand. You can then move on to the next assassination, uh, operation (Oh, who am I kidding? you will most likely murder most of your patients before successfully saving one).Īs regards to controls, they are purposely atrocious and will give you a newfound respect to real-life surgeons as it is not an easy profession. As long as the new organ goes into the cavity, you are golden. Once you make the necessary incisions to pop out the bad organ, you can proceed to insert the new one.
Should this happen, prick yourself with the white syringe, if you can find it. Be careful not to prick yourself with it otherwise, you will become delirious and if you though it was difficult before, you are in for an even harder time now. To help stop the bleeding, there is a green syringe that you can just prod into the patient and it will stop the blood loss rate. As you bumble your way through, you may notice that your victim, I mean patient (Why do I keep saying that) may be losing blood. After getting the Ribs out of the way, it is then time to tackle the vital organs. While you are at it, you could even pimp slap the poor sap with said coffee mug. Your first operation as a newly unlicensed surgeon is to perform open heart surgery on a victim, uh I mean patient, the affectionately named “Bob.” First up is cracking open the rib-cage with the saw or hammer or even a coffee mug if you are feeling ambitious. Hey, if this is what counts for achievements, then sign me up. You can even pull off a number or hand gestures like flipping the bird, showng your appreciation to heavy metal and pinky swear. Others by performing absurd tasks like performing an operation whilst drugged, electrocuted or both. Some achievements you will obtain by completing operations. Your achievements can also be found here. You can also access the main menu here and alter settings like controls and language. In the centre are your patient files where you can choose the operations you would like to perform. To the left is the aforementioned computer and the floppy drives. When you begin the game, you will find yourself at a cluttered desk. Only then will you have a better idea of which surgical tool should be used for, unless you actually are a Surgeon then you should probably know already.
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The only “Tutorial” per se by inserting the floppy disks that accumulate after operations into the PC in the reception. Every tool has a purpose but you don’t get told what does what. You never quite master the controls and just picking up the surgical tool you want is deserving of applause itself.
There is certainly a lot of dark humour to be found in this game that it is borderline worrisome.
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